Thank you so much for sharing the Advent guide! I've only recently discovered JRR Jokien and I'm a bit obsessed. Huge fan! This is the perfect Christmas scene 😅
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Treebeard: Let me understand this... You’re going to decorate everything with his dead body on two sticks, and decorate your homes with the dead bodies of so many young trees? My ENTIRE ass...
Joseph: No, the asses are outside. And Mary rode mine all the way from Bethlehem.
Eddie Izzard: That sounds like PMS, that does. But has anyone told this kid that the Catholics will be eating his flesh and drinking his blood for millennia? It’s straight up paganism, that is!
"They always gives *me* bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?"
Thank you so much for sharing the Advent guide! I've only recently discovered JRR Jokien and I'm a bit obsessed. Huge fan! This is the perfect Christmas scene 😅
Oh you're welcome! And so glad to hear it. Similarly highly enjoying your newsletter after just recently discovering it! Glad to share it with my subscribers so that hopefully a few discover you as well
WISE MAN: tell me, where is Jesus? For I much desire to honor him.
So funny, I actually snorted my coffee out my nose! Thanks for that!
*wipes screen off*
Treebeard: Let me understand this... You’re going to decorate everything with his dead body on two sticks, and decorate your homes with the dead bodies of so many young trees? My ENTIRE ass...
Joseph: No, the asses are outside. And Mary rode mine all the way from Bethlehem.
Eddie Izzard: That sounds like PMS, that does. But has anyone told this kid that the Catholics will be eating his flesh and drinking his blood for millennia? It’s straight up paganism, that is!
Joseph: Jesus Christ! That sounds horrible!
Baby Jee: Don’t take my name in vain, Dad.
Joseph: I’m not actually your Dad.
Baby Jee: Wait... what?
Mary: Shit. This is awkward. You knew?
Definitely need to add a Discworld mashup...
"They always gives *me* bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?"
As always *chef’s kiss*
Very much like the opening scene of "Life of Brian"....